When i pet my kitten’s belly she farts,
when she falls asleep she farts,
whenever she is relaxed she farts
after she eats she farts.
it smells so bad!
deathly silent kitten gas
her name is Scotch (short for hopscotch) because she goes crazy pouncing around and jumping on everything. you take a step and in the distance she just launches herself straight in the air surprised haha.
Im 20 living with my boyfriend and my mom is allergic to cats and she likes to have control of my life so this is kind of a secret for the benefit or our relationship.
oh also scotch likes to sleep with my boyfriend and i, after calming herself down scraping the skin off of both of us she falls asleep in a little ball on top of my head nibbling my hair and tangling up her paws in it. i wake up with kitten hair, not bed head, kitten head.
she can also be a super annoying little brat, but hey so can everyone.
There is too much to do
so I will do nothing
Remember when Ugly Betty was a show?
Yeah I never watched that.
telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it
For a second i scrolled past this and thought the gif was Argus Filch celebrating his birthday and was really excited about it, and then i thought WAIT THAT WASN’T IN THE MOVIE!? and then i realized, I’m dumb :P