iguanamouth:

deep sea mermaids

(via terriblepunk)

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

(via memewhore)

farts

When i pet my kitten’s belly she farts,
when she falls asleep she farts,
whenever she is relaxed she farts
after she eats she farts.

it smells so bad!
deathly silent kitten gas

her name is Scotch (short for hopscotch) because she goes crazy pouncing around and jumping on everything. you take a step and in the distance she just launches herself straight in the air surprised haha.

Im 20 living with my boyfriend and my mom is allergic to cats and she likes to have control of my life so this is kind of a secret for the benefit or our relationship.

oh also scotch likes to sleep with my boyfriend and i, after calming herself down scraping the skin off of both of us she falls asleep in a little ball on top of my head nibbling my hair and tangling up her paws in it. i wake up with kitten hair, not bed head, kitten head.

she can also be a super annoying little brat, but hey so can everyone.

There is too much to do

so I will do nothing

Remember when Ugly Betty was a show?

Yeah I never watched that.

error404s:

ERROR404S’ NO FUCKING REASON GIVEAWAY  (ENDS 1ST OF MAY) 

im not even sure why im hosting this giveaway but you guys are pretty cool and i wanted to do something cool in return so here we are 

First place:

>one long sleeved galaxy seifuku set

> a green tamagotchi P’s

Second place:

> the heat resistant wig shown above)

> one pink studded heart leg garter

Third place:

> an Attack On Titan batwing hoodie

> three pairs of rly cute kitty socks

(i also might chuck in some cute stationary things with each of the packages uwu)

CONDITIONS

> no matter how many times you reblog this, you will only be entered in once

> must be following me (c’mon guys look what im doing for u)

> active blogs only, no giveaway blogs

> shipping everywhere

(even if you would not like to enter it’d be rly cool of you to signal boost this)

well thats all, if you have any questions about this then feel free to message me! GOOD LUCK!

(via error404s)

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

steampunktendencies:

Suitcase Wall,  Photo by Zachariah and Gail Rieke at their home/ studio/ gallery in Santa Fe, New Mexico. H/T Glen Elliott

suitcases + shelves
(h/t metafaggot)

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

steampunktendencies:

Suitcase Wall,  Photo by Zachariah and Gail Rieke at their home/ studio/ gallery in Santa Fe, New Mexico. H/T Glen Elliott

suitcases + shelves

(h/t metafaggot)

(via spokecity)

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

image

For a second i scrolled past this and thought the gif was Argus Filch celebrating his birthday and was really excited about it, and then i thought WAIT THAT WASN’T IN THE MOVIE!? and then i realized, I’m dumb :P

(via spokecity)

richgaaaang:

i’m so wet

(via captiveprincesss)

grandst:

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

grandst:

You know, sometimes a clever packaging design makes all the difference in the world.

(via thefuuuucomics)

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

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(via neonkarma)

babbybunnybutts:

sourcedumal:

dottirsdottir:

opulentdesigns:

Couture Corset Body

"The Empress"


"The Empress" is a richly embroidered couture corset body, with extravagant spikey collar and hip-pieces.

It is made from rose coloured satin, with elaborate burgundy lace appliqué, antique gold synthetic leather cutwork, beading and Swarovski crystal decoration.
The body has built in bra-cups and is closed with lacing down the entire backside.

The collar and hip pieces are made from sturdy thermoplast and are also decorated with Swarovski crystals and golden metal spikes. 
A detachable silk train can be added to the collar on request.

Royal Black Couture and Corsetry (x)

so pretty

I LOVE THIS OMG

infinitryproductions look!

It looks like a songweaver’s top!

OMG

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tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.

No food = no life.

Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

(via terriblepunk)